I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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