So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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