His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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