let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
this will be a night to untag.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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