So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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