the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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