do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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