he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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