It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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