omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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