Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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