How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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