we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME