No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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