i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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