What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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