Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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