i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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