Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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