Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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