I just threw up on my dentist
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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