i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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