people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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