based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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