I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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