I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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