Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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