I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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