God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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