Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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