She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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