I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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