That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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