your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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