How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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