Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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