dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize