If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
These tits shall not be calmed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
