I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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