i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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