Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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