ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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