omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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