I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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