Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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