on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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