carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I have fence marks all over my body
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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