if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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