I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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