My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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