It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize