Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.