so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's just like the Real World with babies
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom