id be glad to
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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