Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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