"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
